Hot off his receipt of the Nobel and FIFA peace prizes, other award winners are lining up to give Trump their medals.
Of course his new toy is his new Nobel — given to him by actual winner Maria Corina Machado.
That has triggered a flood of new awards. Jimmy Kimmel offered Trump his 2015 award from Soul Train as White Person of the Year.
Denmark gives Trump the Greenland Peace Prize.
Jabba the MAGA pays homage too.
Hero of Russia?
Thor’s hammer.
Taylor Swift too?
Trump also gets his very own Precious.
And he gets a major award from Italy marked Fragile (pronounced frah-GEE-lay).
Trump got these for bowling five straight 300 games right after he shot a 56 at Augusta to win the Masters.
Best Pig for sure.
Trump used the famous crane maneuver that he invented to win this one.
I have always known that Trump is a dog of a president.
Here’s something Trump actually needs.
Jessie who?
Master of the Dark Arts
He’s not trans, so it’s OK.
He would have beaten Secretariat at Belmont in 1973.
He was the greatest goalie in the history of the World Cup.
One small grift for man, one giant grift for Donald.
And what do folks get for gifting their awards to Trump?
Machado got some nifty parting gifts.
It’s not too late to gift your awards to Trump too.
