Bryce Harper is very, very good at hitting a baseball. His technique when he brushes his teeth, however, is… just unacceptable.
That’s not how this works, Bryce. That’s not how any of this works.
Now, if it’s your own tube of toothpaste, this is a bit less egregious. Only a bit. But if you are sharing the toothpaste with anybody else, or your family, this is a very questionable approach.
Never meet your heroes, they say. And now we know you definitely never want to watch them brush their teeth.
