21 Poor, Poor Souls Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Beginning To 2026 Than You
21 Poor, Poor Souls Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Beginning To 2026 Than You
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The person whose kid really hit it out of the park in the whole “ruining their car” department:
2.
The person whose thumb is now the eighth wonder of the world:
3.
The person who just converted their car into a, well, convertible:
4.
The person whose AirPod is one with the angels now:
5.
The person who, but for one brief moment, became a cat last night:
6.
The person who got absolutely roasted to oblivion by the mailman:
7.
The person whose about to start collecting rent on their grill:
8.
The person who made a TINY mess in their car:
9.
The person who must absolutely despise humanity right now:
10.
The person who need to give that cash the ol’ spitshine technique:
11.
The person whose guitar rocked a little too hard inside the plane:
12.
The person who accidentally bought a bag of “Oops! All Stems!”
13.
The person whose floor looks absolutely delicious:
14.
The person who apparently lives with a BARBARIAN:
15.
The person whose fate is now forever intertwined with another person:
16.
The person whose sweatpants shall sweat no more:
17.
The person who might want to iron that out:
18.
The person who got bested by the tiniest coin of all:
19.
The person with apparently the most brittle teeth in the world:
20.
The person who likes their hashbrowns extra, extra, extra, extra, extra crispy:
21.
And the person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen:
