Johnson noted that Trump has openly thirsted after the accolade for years.
Machado offered to give Trump her prize instead, “and because that’s the stupidest possible thing that could happen, guess what happened?” Johnson asked, before cutting to a picture of Trump accepting the honor.
“Wow! This is one of the saddest images I’ve seen in months,” he joked.
Johnson then drove the point home: “You know the medal is only a symbol, right? Just because I steal A$AP Rocky’s wedding ring doesn’t make it so I’m married to Rihanna.”
He paused, then added: “Unless it would — I guess it’s really what she thinks.”
Watch the full monologue here:
