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Suzane “Suze” Howard
HBO
At any other wedding, the mother of the bride wearing a sparkly sleeveless red dress might be seen as attention-grabbing. Not this one, though! She’s kind of the most normal-looking person there.
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Cal and Marsha Jacobs
Eddy Chen//HBO
The same goes for Nate’s parents, played by the late Eric Dane and Paula Marshall. Glitter and sequins work well on the adults of Euphoria as well!
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Nate Jacobs
HBO
The groom isn’t really giving anything fashion-wise. This is good for him, because he is giving debt and corruption. Those very nice flowers can’t save him!
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Rue Bennett
HBO
I think Rue kind of understood the assignment best of Cassie and Nate’s guests. (We’ll get to her +1, Jules, in a minute.) But Rue elevated her signature style perfectly! Even the Chuck Taylors kind of work. She matches the ‘70s vibes of the wedding well enough. Her look is inoffensive, formal enough, and true to Rue.
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The James Brown Impersonator
HBO
Completely obsessed with the wedding singer who nailed his assignment. It’s an assignment I don’t 100 percent understand for this wedding, but he nailed it.
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The Wedding Party
HBO
Sure, the bridesmaid dresses are ugly. But they’re a fun kind of ugly. The green suits on the groomsmen are kind of perfect. Men have it so easy…
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Cassie Howard
HBO
It wouldn’t be Euphoria without pastel eyeshadow, so we can’t really begrudge Cassie that choice. The wedding dress is very her, that’s for certain, and I honestly don’t hate it. I was kind of on board with the ice cream cone bodice for most of the episode. The tan lines are not ideal, but what can you do?
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Maddy Perez
HBO
Rosary! On! The! Ass! Crack! Truly, need we say more? Just because they weren’t in a church doesn’t make that okay. Still, Maddy’s dress is a great color and she looks great in it. She just looks more like a Batman villain than a wedding guest. Even the matching faux fur doesn’t make it appropriate.
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Jules Vaughn
Eddy Chen//HBO
Again, there’s no denying that the dress looks incredible on Jules. But I cannot advise showing up to a wedding, as a +1 or an invited guest, with an entire 1/3 of your body hanging out. (To be fair, some of what looks like exposed skin is actually nude-colored mesh. But still!) Is this supposed to be a revenge dress, against both Nate and Cal? Why would you waste a dress like that on such an emotionally fraught event? Save it for the runway or the Met Gala.
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BB
HBO
The pregnant and forgotten member of the Euphoria friend group somehow managed to combine every bad thing about everyone else’s wedding attire into a trashy orange monstrosity. How is she the only one who’s underdressed? Poor BB.
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