Financial speculation. Footage of police pepper-spraying crowds. AI slop. Wealth inequality. Social media hype, backlash and backlash to the backlash. It’s as if every buzzword were engineered in a lab for a perfect news story in 2026. Who would have thought that it all would have come from Swatch, whose cheap, garish plastic wristwatches are synonymous with the 1980s?
