It’s Christmas time and there’s a genuine reason to feel afraid.
For the next few weeks, it’ll be impossible to escape Wham and their story of giving people their internal organs; Noddy Holder’s foghorn declaration of festive joy; or Mariah Carey’s yuletide wishlist (principal item: You).
All of those songs have bounced back into this week’s Top 40; and with grim inevitability, one of them is almost guaranteed to be this year’s Christmas number one.
It’s a feature and a flaw of the way the charts are calculated.
Ever since streaming figures were incorporated into the countdown, golden oldies have trampled over contemporary hits every December.
How’s that for clanging chimes of doom?
There’s an argument that those songs should be siloed into a separate chart – in the same way that compilations are excluded from the album countdown.
But in our world of plenty, maybe I can spread a smile of joy (sorry, I promise I’ll drop this now). Because this year, to save you from tears, there’s some genuine competiton.
Here’s a look at who could become your new Christmas favourite.
