One Manchester United-related revelation which Coogan imparts is that, in 1997, he was present at a historic football/pop culture crossover moment.
“I was out in Manchester, this was a long time ago, with David Beckham and Ryan Giggs,” he says.
“And I was on a night out after this charity event, the night he met Victoria Beckham.”
Yes, Coogan was at the genesis of Posh and Becks.
“I was sort of there, hovering,” is his summation of his involvement.
“You were his wingman?” I ask, slightly incredulous at how this detail has only emerged 29 years later.
He is now trying to play it down: “Not really, no. Ryan Giggs was there, too,” lowering himself one position in the power rankings of Beckham’s posse for that evening.
Then details start to return to him about Beckham’s attire. “I remember he was very trendy. He was wearing a suit with shoes and no socks, a fashionable thing for a young man to do. Has that gone away now?” he enquires hopefully.
So when David was chatting to Victoria, was Coogan left having to make small talk with the other Spice Girls?
“No, it wasn’t quite like that,” he reminisces, before the story takes another strange turn.
“When I was on tour, someone stole all our musical equipment and the Spice Girls lent me theirs.”
This was around the time of Coogan’s Portuguese crooner alter ego, Tony Ferrino.
I again ask for clarification on what his link with the Spice Girls was.
“They were in Manchester at the same time that I was doing gigs. And David Beckham was there, too.
“So, you know, I’ve been around for a while. I’ve seen a few things.”
Saipan opens in cinemas on 23 January.
