“It’s the kind of story that makes headlines and he knows that. So what he does is he bombards us with a dozen other crazy things to try to flood the zone,” Kimmel said. “There’s only so much we can take in. So to distract us right now, one of the things he’s doing is suing everybody.”
Kimmel offered the university some free advice.
“There’s an easy way out of this: Just give him an imaginary degree of some kind,” Kimmel said. “Give him an award for his magnificent brain and penis and this all goes away.”
The late night host even offered a specific prize that Harvard can bestow upon the president.
“Give him the first annual Donald J. Trump Penis Brain Prize,” he said. “Problem solved.”
Some organizations have effectively done exactly that, most notoriously FIFA.
The governing body for soccer has never awarded a “peace prize” before ― but after Trump repeatedly complained about not winning a Nobel Peace Prize, they invented the “FIFA Peace Prize” and gave it to him.
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